Proud to be British:D
ONLY IN BRITAIN>
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a >> Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a>>
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch >>
American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all?>>>>
Suspicion of anything foreign.>>>> Oh and!!!!!>>>>
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an >> ambulance.
>>>> Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way >> to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy >> people can buy cigarettes at the front.>>>> Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,>> and a DIET coke.>>>> Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens >> to the counter>>>> Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the >> drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.>>>> Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and >> then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't>> want to talk to in the first place.>>>> Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a >> skating rink.>>>> NOT TO MENTION...>>>> 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.>> 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from newshirts.>> 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of >> screwdrivers.>> 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while >> the fairy lights were plugged in.>> 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas >> decorations were chocolate.>> British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker >> pulling accidents.>> 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled >> out of the soles of their feet.>> 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit >> cigarette in their mouth.>> A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after >> opening bottles of beer with their teeth.>> 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control>> Scalextric cars. and finally.........>>>> In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the >> toilet.>>>> Are you proud to be British?>>>> RULE BRITANNIA!!!
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a >> Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a>>
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch >>
American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all?>>>>
Suspicion of anything foreign.>>>> Oh and!!!!!>>>>
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an >> ambulance.
>>>> Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way >> to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy >> people can buy cigarettes at the front.>>>> Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,>> and a DIET coke.>>>> Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens >> to the counter>>>> Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the >> drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.>>>> Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and >> then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't>> want to talk to in the first place.>>>> Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a >> skating rink.>>>> NOT TO MENTION...>>>> 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.>> 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from newshirts.>> 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of >> screwdrivers.>> 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while >> the fairy lights were plugged in.>> 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas >> decorations were chocolate.>> British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker >> pulling accidents.>> 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled >> out of the soles of their feet.>> 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit >> cigarette in their mouth.>> A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after >> opening bottles of beer with their teeth.>> 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control>> Scalextric cars. and finally.........>>>> In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the >> toilet.>>>> Are you proud to be British?>>>> RULE BRITANNIA!!!
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