Me Mate Edditch (the northern trout)

Well thought id post bout me mate up north Edd blody hell where to start lol!
Right Edd is really called Shirley, she lives in Bolton and sounds like someone from Coronation Street only Rougher lmao!;)
Aye me duck!
on t'other side, you get the picture

She is a right piss head and my god she is the funniest woman eva!!!- so when she is pissed up on either a barrell of beer or a 2 bottles of voddy she rings me up
usually around 2am, so i end up lisening to Edd tellin me bout fook this n fook that and her night down Starkies (from what i know its a right dive), repeats herself no end but it cracks me up she did this Thurs night telling me bout her giving this bloke some viagra lmao! sheesh:D

one of her sayings is ''Are you good looking with a big wallett incase i need 10 pints'' lmao!

Some of her names for me are;

Twat
Oi
Trout
Posh sounding git
Youngen

Its a shame i cant post video clips here coz if u cud hear her you wud no what i was talking bout lmao!- shes a bloody good mate and a damn funny one too:)

And theres BettyBoop....... ill leave her for another day trust me it will be interesting;)